Sobbing Violently Over Fictional Characters: The Blog: The LIfe
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shipping something but shipping it in a very specific way and having everyone else ship it wrong

| citrusapples: Can I just say I love how you love cuddlepiles because you've really gotten me onto the idea of cuddlepiles because wow cute everyone just being comfortable with each other snuggling in a huge bed with smooches and stuff and just ahhh <3 |
yES GOOD
that is exactly what cuddle piles are gosh
cuddle piles more like the perfect way to ship
| citrusapples: Shipping thing again: John Egbert? |
OTP: hhhhh probably prospitcest??? yeah that sounds about right
BrOTP: john/dave I ship it red but man they are the dorkiest of friends and i love it. also john<>vriska is absolutely perf gosh
OT3: john/dave/karkat aw ye (ot4 is prospit cuddle pile ovo)
NOTP: I don’t??? think I have a notp for john???? I think every ship with him I either like or I’m indifferent to??
| citrusapples: Shipping thing: Roxy Lalonde :> |
OTP: hhhhh dirkroxy
BrOTP: probably roxy/calliope??
OT3: gamzee/roxy/jane (there’s no section for ot4 but I cant not mention Alphaot4 and the strider-lalonde cuddle pile :V)
NOTP: I don’t think??? I have one???? I guess it would be roxy<3calliope because no i will not have a romantic ship with calliope ever
oh come on, one more wont hurt! =)
besides, it’s impossible to deny the fact that roxy would totally be all over cronus and his wizardy-ways. she’d prob convince him to get back into magic again, and she’d prob be the only human to actually care and lend him a hand at being more ‘human’ or whatever. and don’t get me started on the possibility of angsty shit and situations because i can go all day. i could probably write up an essay on why these two would be perfect together, red or pale.
;)
hhhhhhh oh god stop
im imagining them like
graduating high school and like
running off to vegas
because cronus is a magician and roxy is his lovely assistant and they want to make it big
that moment when you ship a thing you never meant to ship

i can never understand the mentality behind ‘rival’ ships
why try to act like one is better when the best thing is obviously to smash both ships together into a beautiful ot3
give me polyshipping or give me death
i have been disgustingly spoiled by the homestuck fandom
because when i look up threesome stuff in the homestuck fandom
i mostly find art and fic of the characters being cuddly and adorable and all of them love each other
when i look up threesome ships in other fandoms
what i get is character a and character b fighting for character c’s attention
or character a being forced to choose between character b and character c
and i just want all of them to smooch but there is hardly any of that
if this upd8 doesn’t get more people to ship meenah/vriska/aranea i will jump off a building