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Sobbing Violently Over Fictional Characters: The Blog: The LIfe

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shipping something but shipping it in a very specific way and having everyone else ship it wrong 

citrusapples: Can I just say I love how you love cuddlepiles because you've really gotten me onto the idea of cuddlepiles because wow cute everyone just being comfortable with each other snuggling in a huge bed with smooches and stuff and just ahhh <3

yES GOOD 

that is exactly what cuddle piles are gosh 

cuddle piles more like the perfect way to ship 

citrusapples: Shipping thing again: John Egbert?

OTP: hhhhh probably prospitcest??? yeah that sounds about right 

BrOTP: john/dave I ship it red but man they are the dorkiest of friends and i love it. also john<>vriska is absolutely perf gosh 

OT3: john/dave/karkat aw ye (ot4 is prospit cuddle pile ovo) 

NOTP: I don’t??? think I have a notp for john???? I think every ship with him I either like or I’m indifferent to?? 

citrusapples: Shipping thing: Roxy Lalonde :>

OTP: hhhhh dirkroxy 
BrOTP: probably roxy/calliope?? 
OT3: gamzee/roxy/jane (there’s no section for ot4 but I cant not mention Alphaot4 and the strider-lalonde cuddle pile :V) 
NOTP: I don’t think??? I have one???? I guess it would be roxy<3calliope because no i will not have a romantic ship with calliope ever 

draftpirate:

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oh come on, one more wont hurt! =)

besides, it’s impossible to deny the fact that roxy would totally be all over cronus and his wizardy-ways. she’d prob convince him to get back into magic again, and she’d prob be the only human to actually care and lend him a hand at being more ‘human’ or whatever. and don’t get me started on the possibility of angsty shit and situations because i can go all day. i could probably write up an essay on why these two would be perfect together, red or pale. 

;)

hhhhhhh oh god stop 

im imagining them like 

graduating high school and like

running off to vegas

because cronus is a magician and roxy is his lovely assistant and they want to make it big 

that moment when you ship a thing you never meant to ship 

i can never understand the mentality behind ‘rival’ ships 

why try to act like one is better when the best thing is obviously to smash both ships together into a beautiful ot3

give me polyshipping or give me death

i have been disgustingly spoiled by the homestuck fandom

because when i look up threesome stuff in the homestuck fandom

i mostly find art and fic of the characters being cuddly and adorable and all of them love each other 

when i look up threesome ships in other fandoms

what i get is character a and character b fighting for character c’s attention

or character a being forced to choose between character b and character c

and i just want all of them to smooch but there is hardly any of that

if this upd8 doesn’t get more people to ship meenah/vriska/aranea i will jump off a building

mean shipping opinions im sor ry

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